In which Ron Swanson reminds me a lot of my dad

our printer sounds like it has been possessed by satan

but i FINALLY got it working without having to call lexmark!

tyleroakley:

Still a better love story than Twilight.

wishingonadandylion:

eddplant:

rocketfists:

letstrythistumblrthingout:

John Green says something.

(From the TFiOS audiobook. No spoilers.)

I was hoping someone was gonna post this!

Ahahahahahahaaa

oh dear Lord i am dying….. trying to think of a use for this… email sound? something…..

wow i need to get myself a copy of that book

tyleroakley:

My future in a nutshell.

(Source: popartinferno)

whoever was driving the car that nearly smashed the front of mine (when I clearly had the right of way)

is extremely fortunate that i have fantastic brakes

if you don’t know the right of way rules, you should not be on the road. if you can’t tell the difference between the gas and the brake, you should not be on the road. 

i’ve had a LOT of close calls and every time I nearly get into an accident I am terrified that my good luck will run out

i guess i owe a lot to whoever is watching out for me

abeautybutasillygirl:

josephhnguyenn:

my favorite cupcakes (Taken with instagram)

i had the coconut one tonight. nom :))

lemon is where it’s at (but the coconut was also lovely)

(Source: mysometime)